You might live in Indiana,

                    You might live in Indiana

> >> >> If someone in a store offers you assistance &
they don't Work there,
> >> >> you might live in Indiana.

> >> >> If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving
around the Middle of
> >> >> his forehead, you might live in Indiana.

> >> >> If your town has an equal number of bars and
churches, You might
> >> >> live in Indiana.

> >> >> If you have had a lengthy telephone
conversation with Someone who
> >> >> dialed a wrong number, you might live in
Indiana.

> >> >> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN:
> >> >> 1. Vacation means going north or south on I-65
for the Weekend.

> >> >> 2. You measure distance in hours.

> >> >> 3. You know several people who have hit a deer
more than Once..

> >> >> 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the
same day and Back again.

> >> >> 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a Raging
> >> >> blizzard, without flinching.

> >> >> 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
events Including
> >> >> weddings.

> >> >> 7. You install security lights on your house
and garage And leave
> >> >> both unlocked.

> >> >> 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and
your Girlfriend knows how
> >> >> to use them.

> >> >> 9. You design your kids Halloween costume to
fit over a Snow suit.

> >> >> 10. Driving is better in the winter because
the potholes Are filled
> >> >> with snow.

> >> >> 11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still Winter,
> >> >> road construction, & It's Hot.

> >> >> 12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
statue of a Deer next to
> >> >> your blue spruce.
> >> >> 13. Down south means Kentucky to you.

> >> >> 14. A brat is something you eat.

> >> >> 15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate
his new Pole shed.

> >> >> 16. You go out to a tailgate party every
Friday.

> >> >> 17. You have more miles on your snow blower
than your Car.

> >> >> 18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly."

> >> >> 19. You actually understand these jokes, and
you forward Them to all
> >> >> your Indiana friends. (What's not to
understand?)